"Everyone is 12 Now" Theory / Of Course You Do, You're 12

The"Everyone is 12 Now" Theoryand Of Course You Do, You're 12, also written"Everyone is Twelve Now" Theoryand Of Course You Do, You're Twelve, refers to aninternettheory about Americanpoliticsand society that's based on the belief that everyone in the country has the worldview and opinions of a 12-year-old child. The theory was coined by Blueskyuser Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) in early September 2025.