I Am Normal and Can Be Trusted With X

I'm Normal and Can Be Trusted With Xis aphrasal templatein which a user states that they are mentally stable and can be trusted with dangerous tools and substances, with the awkwardly menacing phrasing of the request contradicting their claim. The phrase is usually combined in image macros with imagery of unstable characters and individuals, such as Suicide Squidwardor Psycho Wojak, for additional effect.