JO Crystal

JO Crystalor Jack Off Crystalrefers to a viral, photoshopped Craigslistpost seeking out a man to masturbate with while wearing crystals in order to "recharge" the poster's "JO crystal," which he claims gives him confidence at work, home and in social situations when properly charged. The screenshot was originally posted to the Something Awfulforums on April 29th, 2008, garnering viral spread over the following years, becoming the subject ofredrawsand referential memes.